According to my notes, it’s been four months since my last communication. Four long, mad, unbelievable, strange-beyond-the-boundaries-of-recent-cultural-memory months.
As you may remember, our planet Earth is populated with millions of different species of creatures. My species, human, tends to be loud, boisterous, and more often than not completely destructive. In my home country of the United States, every time our planet has revolved around the sun four times, we elect a leader called a President. The President’s job is to lead our country in dealing with other countries so that the whole planet doesn’t just destroy each other. Continue reading